jose

jose
1. (Jose) (2589↑, 1218↓)
The most common name for Mexican males.

Person A:"Jose\!" Millions of people:"Que?"

2. (Jose) (1639↑, 1033↓)
A FUCKING sexy beast WHO EVERYONE luvs and is friends WITH\!\! And is amazing at soccer\!\!

He is such a Jose. He has so many friends and is cool and hot. He is also very good at soccer.

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3. (Jose) (874↑, 322↓)
Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.

I think I just lost the best thing in my life, Who? Jose.

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4. (jose) (1301↑, 854↓)
the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet. he is the standard I hold every guy to.

"he's no jose."

5. (Jose) (1096↑, 876↓)
The most common name for Mexican males.

Person A:"Jose\!" Millions of people:"Que?"

6. (jose) (427↑, 225↓)
1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester. 2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.

1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet? Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose." 2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?" Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."

7. (Jose) (193↑, 83↓)
a hot Mexican or Central American dude

When girls want to suck cock, they look for a Jose.

8. (Jose) (268↑, 198↓)
Sometimes mistakenly mixed up with the national anthem.

O "JOSE" Can you see...

9. (jose) (213↑, 147↓)
A smooth guy , good looking thr go to guy,

Hey that jose is a smooth cat

10. (Jose) (83↑, 21↓)
A very down to earth guy. He has a beautiful heart. Will never judge u. Has the most beautiful brown eyes, one look, and u will never be able to keep your eyes away. A guy u can be friends with very fast, a fun-loving guy who doesnt care what other people say about him. Can make u smile on one of your worst days. Knows exactly what u want even when u dont yet..easy going, cares a ton about people and their feelings. Doesn't lie, will never hurt u. He is amazing at every sport, and loves to explore. Very outgoing and talkative. He can be a little too sensitive sometimes. He doesnt let people in very easily, and he cant confide in you unless you are really important. Also, his smile will take you breath away, his laugh is the most amazing thing i've ever heard, and his eyes are the most beautiful thing i've ever seen. If you ever get the chance to meet a Jose, I hope you know how lucky you are, because i know i am.

I know, i knew you and Jose would be together sometime.

11. (jose) (104↑, 47↓)
A man you love and hate at the same time. He will make you fall in love then he will rip your heart out of your chest and jump up and down on top of it...he's often complusive he can't stand when people hate him or upset with him. He is built like a warrior but is a softhearted he will lie to your face but he really doesn't do it intentionally he's trying not to hurt your feelings that's all. He has a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. A man I can't help but love.

I hate that guy so much..."Why" beacuse he's just being Jose today\!

12. (Jose) (270↑, 217↓)
Alcoholic drink; Short for Jose Cuervo 1. The bane of all human existence. 2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station. 3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning. 4. A great drink

Person A: Hey man lets hit this Jose Person B: Hell yeah\! (...A bottle of Jose later...) Person A's Heartbeat: ...

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13. (Jose) (79↑, 34↓)
A very popular male name in latino culture with the American name equivalency to "Joe." These individuals are charming in an off-beat way, but very masculine. Also known for keen street smarts and shrewd intellect, these men are near impossible to fool.

You can't get anything past Jose, he's too clever.

14. (Jose) (22↑, 12↓)
Jose Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase Jose May God Give Increase male Portuguese Jose Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic Jose From the Name Joseph male Spanish Jose May God Give Increase male Spanish Jose Raised; Who Pardons JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS

(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA\! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP\! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD\!" I LIKEDED IT \! (WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED. (BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA\!\! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN\!\! (ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA\! "MAY" KUM HIA\!\! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT\>\> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE\!\! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.

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15. (Jose) (32↑, 25↓)
Awesome Puerto Rican Male who is amazing at EVERYTHING

Jose can fly

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16. (Jose) (4↑, 1↓)
One of the most amazing men you will ever meet. Once you meet a 'Jose' your outlook on all men will change, your expectation for all men will change. A 'Jose' is unlike any other, and could never be compared, only compared too. Usually has some really gorgeous eyes, lips, and smile. The type of lips you just want to bite on or constantly be kissing. His hands are soft, yet stern, and he knows just how to touch you. His eyes, you will want to gaze into constantly. Jose Is Amazing\!

Who's the most amazing man in the world? Jose

17. (Jose) (10↑, 9↓)
A gorgeous Cuban man who shines like a star. Having the most contagious & sexy smile. Alluring and captivating. He can be either your best friend or your worst enemy. He has a heart of gold and means well. You will never catch "Jose" because he enjoys his life very much on the open road. Very much a free spirit and being out in the open. If you ever "catch" Jose well you will be THE LUCKIEST girl on this planet.

You two won't last, he's a "Jose"

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18. (Jose) (0↑, 0↓)
An amazing, down-to-earth, sweet guy. The type of guy most girls dream about being in a relationship with. The one who will send 'Good Morning Beautiful' and random 'I love you\!' texts. If you ever have the luck of falling in love with a Jose, never let him go. He is the guy who will make your parents and friends adore him as much as you do and make you wish you could spend every day by his side. You will never find anyone more real than Jose. Be true to him and he will do his part of being honest and truthful to you. Before you know it, you will find yourself loving every single side to him.

Person A: *smiles at screen* Person B: It's Jose isn't it? Person A: Yeaaa... :)

19. (Jose) (0↑, 0↓)
Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.

G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?" Kay: "That's a Jose\!" G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose\!"

20. (Jose) (2↑, 2↓)
The strong latino who everybody wants to hang out with and the best at baseball who is also cool and smooth with girls.

Girl:Omg jose is so sweet and handsome\! Boy:Yeah jose is the best he's my bro\! Teacher:Jose has the best grades\! Jose's Hatters:To be honest i hate him so much because hes so cool\!\!\!.

21. (Jose) (2↑, 3↓)
The worlds biggest penis attached to some guy who sexts the preachers daughter

Dude: Woah put jose away Guy: ok but i was sexting the preachers daughter

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22. (Jose) (32↑, 34↓)
my wonderful hubbykens, my love. I love you babe\! =]

Joses are sweet guys. Always there for you in time of need =]

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23. (Jose) (0↑, 3↓)
A popular name for guys usually Mexian or Indian. Good looking, smart, handsome, sensitive, caring, honest.

I wish to be like Jose

24. (Jose) (5↑, 8↓)
Some mexican bitch in a lowrider

Jose:EY YO LOOK AT ME IN MY LOWRIDER SA... o shit... he brought his trolling friends..

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25. (jose) (15↑, 27↓)
a person who gets really confused when some one tells him anything

QUE ,ESE? SOY JOSE\!

26. (Jose) (13↑, 36↓)
A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.

Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.

27. (Jose) (18↑, 48↓)
The guy who is racist as fuck and needs a life and always tries to win over the girl of his dreams desparately, he lies, he is a bad kid, and will always be a mexican douchebag.

Hey look, it's Jose. Oh yeah, he's a Jo. (Ho) Both guys laugh histerically.

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28. (Jose) (6↑, 40↓)
fugly slut, pronounced Jose-aye dirty mexican.

shes such a jose\!

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29. (jose) (52↑, 87↓)
typical name for a brown guy or a mexican.

the other day while walking through tijuana i yelled for my friend Jose and half the population turned and said "Que?"

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30. (Jose) (7↑, 46↓)
Usualy someone in a suburban area who acts like the are from the ghetto. Jose's are disliked in the town and suduce little girls. They cause problems and are very dumb.

[chicano] [herb] [gay] [Jose]

31. (Jose) (58↑, 102↓)
When someone gets too drunk. Usually to the point where you start acting stupid and everyone notices. Side effects are loss of friends, throwing up, and crying.

John: Omg I was so drunk and stupid yesterday \! Bill: Yes man, you pulled a fucking Jose. BYE \!

32. (Jose) (10↑, 55↓)
Most Awesomest Sigma Nu known to all brohams. 1. That frat brother who despite being shy is down for his shit. 2. That guy in your chapter who a. has the most set of letters or b. has the most expensive set of letters.

Broham: Did you see Jim the other day? He just bought those crazy Gucci letters\! Brosef: Yeah I know he's trying to be all Jose about his letters and get all types of crazy embroidery\!

33. (Jose) (21↑, 68↓)
the act of [hitting on] or trying to get some. n. One being hit on. [josing]

1. Are they josing? 2. She's his jose.

34. (jose) (3↑, 51↓)
a camel cigarette. josie- a short

Ski, Carter, and Tim smoke the most joses. Save me a josie.

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35. (jose) (26↑, 83↓)
(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.

1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time." 2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died." 3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?" 4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."

36. (jose) (47↑, 105↓)
1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican

"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."

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37. (jose) (23↑, 89↓)
(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash

"I gotta go jose that customer's car." "I josed that shit."

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38. (JOSE) (21↑, 107↓)
JOSE HAS A VERY BAD TEMPER, HE LOVES TO SCRUB YOUNG GIRLS BODIES. BITES TONGUE TO THE POINT WHERE ITS ABOUT TO BE CUT OFF WHEN HE REACHES HIS MAXIMUM BOILING POINT. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN UNDER THE CARE OF JOSE WHILE NOT PRESENT. IN A RELATIONSHIP HE DOES NOT WEAR THE PANTS & IS INTO WOMEN WHO WALK AROUND BARE NAKED.

JOSE IS USUALLY GAY

39. (Jose) (22↑, 109↓)
You use "Jose" instead of saying ho. Then the person yu say it to won't know and you can insult them without them knowing.

"God, Stacey, yu are such a Jose\!\!" "What do you mean??"

40. (jose) (161↑, 269↓)
a large-eared mammal usually of the human species that is extremely well trained for hoping fences and swimming long distances

Wow, look at Jose, he sure can jump\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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